What keeps the world going, in my opinion.

Weekly Life Updates.

• I, Gerry TheTruth, almost had to smack a bitch this past weekend, so clearly it must have been justified, but for the record she was literally a bitch and  I  solved the conflict like a mature adult. However that is for another post.
•  I was also one of 3 students who received an A on our first english paper, which I am proud to say I wrote extremely high, so don't judge me.
• And finally before I begin this post, I want to say a quick pray for all my friends and I, that we survive this upcoming State Patty's Weekend, that sounds like a drunken war against the police.

Now back to the post.

There are only 4 countries in the world that are important in my opinion. Important? Can you name them? (you cheated.)

"Well what about ___[insert stupid response here]___!

And it's able to continue because of the thought of the "American Dream." Why do people like immigrants still believe in it? To be honest America kinda sucks. It's tough living in a country when the government is trying to fuck you, and imagine the government is a homeless person. Would you really wanna have passionate sex with a homeless person? I'm talking about NYC homeless people not just that bum who sits outside your local Walmart. If you live in an already developed country, for instance anywhere in Europe congrats. Because I don't know what started it but America just has to do the opposite. We can't even respect soccer or not eat McDonalds because of you Europeans. I tend to get distracted easily now  so back to the main reasoning behind this post.

These 4 countries right here decide everything about the World. From when we will we run of out fossil fuels to freshwater. to space in general. Or when other countries are allowed to develop. I personally Blame the Pilgrims because they fucked up everything. How could you be so greedy to screw over the Native Americans.

1. America - the original trick; "The American Dream! WOOO!" That once you step foot into the golden roads of America you'll magically be handed a perfect job and family even throw in a nice manly dog too. (which some* chinese people eat, that's not racist I just wikipedia'd that shit and it's true.) The American dream is complete shit for most average people; single moms, dead beat dads, homeless people and minorities. Even middle class people struggle in America.  The government just keeps the rich rich and the poor poor.
2. China - is fueled by America. They have more US currency then the US, that alone should show that somethings wrong. Don't even get me started on the budget deficit that seems like an infinite and how much we owe to China. I think of it this way how America uses Las Vegas as a goldmine we sadly feel prey to China's scheme. Have you ever heard of the phrase Made in China... 

3. India - is summed up "sweatshops" they make every one's shit and get paid with spare change. (I think it could even be the change the homeless people collect.) When was the last time you saw a picture of a little Indian boy happy to work in a sweatshop, wearing his brand new Abercrombie shirt that he just made. Or a little Indian girl playing with her barbie dolls during her first day off in months. Don't worry I have yet to see that either. That's surprising considering they spend most of their childhood and adult life making stuff for us. Just like China uses America for money, we both use India as our work slaves. This takes away the "economical consequences" of both countries. "Why get our hands dirty when their hands are already brown" I am currently debating whether I should take that last comment out cause even I agree it was racist. But to help get the point across I will keep it.
4. Africa - putting this simply Africa dies for us; 25 out of top 30 countries with the highest death rates are in Africa. Population increase is becoming one of the biggest problems of the world. And the already developed countries know that. And if these underdeveloped countries want to become developed like us the world can't handle it. Therefore we do nothing. Keep the underdeveloped underdeveloped. There are actually organization that raise more money for CATS! then children in other countries. Cats suck! Being a old dog man sounds cool, but one too many cats and boom old cat lady for life. Now the neighborhood kids are gonna be scared of you simply because you thought a commercial of a cat chilling was more important then helping children around the world. And in conclusion, I believe that someone has the cure for AIDS, but for the people in power it's doing more good for them then it is bad. The government just liked Magic Johnson, who didn't? (That just gave me an idea for another post)

I want you to understand that this is all just my opinion. Something I put together when I was bored one day and it happens to makes a lot of sense to me. I'm not racist just aware of different races and how that makes the world go round. But I think we could both agree that...

The world's a fucked up place.
*I am aware that Africa is not a country, however it was just easier to explain when they were grouped together. Africa is Continent*

Welcome. Don't try and stereotype me just yet. Learn a little first.

Let me answer a couple questions for you below that I get asked every day. One sentence should be enough, but if you if still want to "label" me, feel free to continue reading. Maybe I judged you to soon, you know what you should read this I think you would enjoy it, or if you already know me I give you permission to skip to the last one.

Well, I'm Gerry. 

Think you know me yet? That's just a nickname. I love having a nickname like Gerry. You can't judge someone with a name as a nickname. The "y" just throws off everyone, don't worry. Nicknames ending in "y" just became too predictable. Think about it. Bobby - Bob, most likely Robert. I have yet to met a Bobert. Timmy - Tim - Timothy. Nicky - Nick - Nicholas. Alex - Alexander. Chris - Christopher. You know what Chris's of the world, I salute you. Because you have an alias. Maybe your names Christian. People don't know of a first impression. Christian? GOD? Oh no not religion, let's change the subject before someone gets crucified.

Isn't it funny a girl caught your attention?

Well, I'm still Gerry.

Gerry? Maybe he's a Jeremy? Jeremiah? Jerald? Jarred? Jarret? Jerome? Jerry? Nope known of these. Why would any of those possibly be my actual name. Think! Do you see a "G" in any of those. I've just always been called Gerry. I can't even remember ever introducing myself as anything else. To be honest most people don't know what it is. I like it like that. It always did cause awkward first days of grade school though.

Wait so you’re Gerry? Not Jerry?

Correct! I never said I was Jerry, you assumed so. It's kind of an insult when people act like I messed up. Like I pronounced and spelled my own name wrong. That's called having a different name. "Shouldn't we call you Gary or Geary!" I'll admit there is no such thing as stupid question, but there are stupid people who make stupid statements. If you sincerely asked me I would explain. I spell my name with a G because my actual name is. It started with a "G" doesn't that make sense to spell my nickname with a "G." But no, you try and tell me that I'm wrong. I have a birth certificate with my name that proves how stupid you really are. So, if I wanted to be called Gary, then I would call myself Gary. But I don't, do I?.... (long pause to put your thoughts together.) You learn to accept that some people although they appear normal have extremely low IQ's "Oh yeah I guess your right." If you take one things away from that answer, remember one thing. Learn from your mistakes or else you'll turn stupid, and yes stupidity has no limit. It is possible to become stupider. There's no such word as "stupidest" it can always get worse.

G? Hmmmm? Can you explain?

That's why I love my name/nickname combo. With just two simple names. I create at least 10 different characters; individuals; personalities; in your head. With just one word Gerry and a thought what does it stand for? Gerald! is personally my favorite alias. Only because it's the most common guess, but no that's not my name either.

Isn't it funny how you still don't know me. Would the fact that I wasn't born in America but am still an American born citizen change anything? Yes, I could still be President, how did that happen? Can you start over I'm confused...

Still not enough until next time? Try finding the not highlighted "Gerry".